Hi, Baby...I'm Kate...your mom. I'm also sort of your current landlord. We haven't formally met, but hopefully we'll rectify that in the very near future.
About that...could you please give some indication that you intend to join us soon? Yesterday, despite our high hopes, Dr. Kahn told us that you haven't really done much since last week's check-up. She also said that by next week's appointment, she expects to see some progress. Sorry, I know that's a lot of pressure, but I thought you'd like to know...you know, in case you want to do anything about it.
If it helps, we can't wait to love you, snuggle you, and take care of your every need! So please come soon!